On the first day God created the Greyhound.

On the second day God created man to serve
the Greyhound.

On the third day God created other animals to
serve as potential food for the Greyhound.

On the fourth day God created honest toil so that
man could labour for the good of the Greyhound.

On the fifth day God created the Tennis ball so
that the Greyhound could or could not retrieve it.

On the sixth day God created veterinary
science to keep the greyhound healthy and the
man broke.

On the seventh day God tried to rest but he had
to walk the &*%$£* Greyhound.

On the eighth day God believed that he was done
but lo and behold the Garden of Eden was full of
poop and craters, Adam and Eve having been
banished from said garden, no longer dwelleth
therein to serve the Greyhound so God had to
clean up the mess himself,
God was displeased.

On the ninth day God came upon the Greyhound
cockroached upon his throne and abideth there
unmoving, despite all his beseeching.

On the tenth day God looked to the heavens
and said "who hath dominion here, me or the
Greyhound"?

And so it came to pass that God had his answer,
he then sayeth unto Moses, "You are in charge
now, here are my ten commandments, you deal
with the Greyhound, I am retiring"!

And so Moses convinced the Pharaohs to let the
Isralites out of bondage in Egypt and journey to
the promised land. God sayeth unto Moses,
" The promised land shall be yours but you must
take the Greyhound with you"

And so it came to pass that the Israelites wandered
for 40 years in the wilderness waiting for the
Greyhound to go pee, mark every bush, and sniff
every blade of grass in its domain. And the
Greyhound was fruitful and multiplied.

The people were taken by the comeliness and
gentle manner of the Greyhounds, they cried out
"The Greyhound is an attractive and sweet
creature but there are so many,
what shall we do?"

And God sayeth unto the people "Ye are the
cursed people and shall be known as Adopters!
Thy yards shall be barren of grass. Thy dwellings
shall overflow with dog beds and squeaky toys,
thy carpets shalt be forever stained, Thy vet bills
shalt be large and thy lives forever ordered
around by the Greyhound."

And thus the Greyhound came into our homes
and was spoiled!            

God looked down on this and was pleased!




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