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A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a
sign
in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is
in the backyard.
The
guy goes into the backyard and sees a
Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes, I do,"
the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?" he asks.
The Lab looks up and says,
"Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time
at
all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one
figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running. But the jetting
around
really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up
for
a job at the airport to do some undercover
security wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings
and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now
I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars,"
the guy says
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing.
Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's
a liar.
He never did any of that stuff."
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