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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent,
self-assured princess happened
upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological
issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a
verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped
into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss
from you, however, and I will turn
back into the
dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet,
we can marry and set up housekeeping in your
castle
with my mother, where you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so".
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on
lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned
in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought
to herself:
"I don't freakin' think so".
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