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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper
when his wife
walked up behind him and
whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was
for the piece of paper in your
pants pocket with the name Laura Lou
written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago
when I went to the races,
Laura Lou was the name of one of the
horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm
sorry," she said.
"I should have known there was a
good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball
game
on TV when she walked up and hit
him in the head again, this time with the
iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When
he came to, he asked,
"What the heck was that for?"
She replied,
"Your horse called."
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