What did you say?

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor
to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking
down the street with a gorgeous young woman
on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor
spoke to Morris and said,
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said,
'You've got a heart
murmur. Be careful."


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