Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on
his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot
mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got
a heart murmur. Be careful."
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