Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems
that
always sound good, but never actually come
close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really
speaks
to true friendship:
1. When you are sad -
I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -
I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
3. When you smile -
I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -
I will rag on you about it every
chance I get.
5. When you are worried -
I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse
it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused -
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -
Stay the hell away from me until you
are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -
I will point and laugh at your clumsy
ass.
This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end.
Why? You may
ask, because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good
friend will help you move a body. Let me know if
I ever need to bring a shovel.
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