Truck for Sale

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A sixteen year old boy came home with a new
Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to
yell, "Where did you get that truck??!!"
He calmly told them "I bought it today".
"With what money?" demanded his parents.
They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.
"Well said the boy, "this one cost me just fifteen
dollars". So the parents began to yell even louder.
"Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?"
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy.
"I don't know her name - they just moved in. She
saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for
fifteen dollars"

"Oh my goodness!" moaned the mother,
"who knows what she will do next? John, you
go right up there and see what's going on".
So the boy's father walked up the street to the
house where the lady lived and found her out
in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy
to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche
for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why
she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone
call from my husband. I thought he was on a
business trip, but learned from a friend he had
run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really
doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was
stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell
his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the
money. So I did".

Are women good or what!?



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