If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and
pains,
If you can resist complaining
and boring people with your troubles,
If
you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for
it,
If you can understand when
you're loved,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better
than a poor friend,
If
you can conquer tension without medical
help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
.... Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!

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