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Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard
'til you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they
feed
you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch
of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard,
and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe
a
few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people;
the next day, annoy them.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains
are there.
Make your mark in
the world, or at least spray
in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left
on
the bed tells them, "I care".
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