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Somebody said it takes about 6 weeks to get back
to normal
after you've had a baby.....Somebody
doesn't know that once you're a mother,
"normal" is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by
instinct .....Somebody never
took a 3-year-old
shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring.....
Somebody never rode in a car driven by
a
teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said good mothers never raise their
voices.....Somebody never
came out the back
door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball
through the neighbour's kitchen window.
Somebody
said you don't need an education to
be a mother.....Somebody never helped a 4th
grader with his math.
Somebody
said you can't love the 5th child as
much as you love the first.....Somebody doesn't
have 5 children.
Somebody
said a mother can find all the answers
to her child-rearing questions in the books.....
Somebody never had a child stuff
beans up his
nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother
is labour and delivery.....Somebody
never watched
her "baby" get on the bus for the 1st day of
kindergarten. Or on a plane headed for
military boot camp.
Somebody
said a mother can do her job with her
eyes closed and one hand tied behind her
back.....Somebody never organized 7 giggling
Brownies
to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after
her child gets married.....Somebody doesn't know
that
marriage adds a new son- or daughter-in-law
to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when
her
last child leaves home.....Somebody never had
grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her,
so
you don't need to tell her.....Somebody isn't
a mother.
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