Have a little fun each day

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Working people frequently ask retired people
what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into
town and went to a shop in Bourke street.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When
I came out there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket.

I went up to him and said,
"Come on mate, how about giving
a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing
the ticket. I called him an idiot.

He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tyres.

So, I called him a piece of dog crap.

He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.

Personally, I couldn't care less.
I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day
now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.

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