Working people frequently ask retired people what they do
to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in Bourke street.
I
was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up
to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. I called him an idiot.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So,
I called him a piece of dog crap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then
he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he
wrote.
Personally, I couldn't care less. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.

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