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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of
his
parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious
that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks
at the door.
Therefore, he took out a card and wrote:
"Revelation 3:20"
on the back of it and stuck it in
the door.
When the offering was processed the following
Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
Added
to it was this cryptic message:
"Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
he broke
up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins:
"Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10
reads:
"I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes
were
the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine"
(Prov. 17:22)
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