While watching the Daytona 500 a few weeks
back, my wife and I were discussing life and
death.  I told her, "Just so you know, I never
want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and
threw out all my  bourbon.

Some days I just hate being married to
a smartie......



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