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Behind every successful woman
is Herself

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A Woman is like a tea bag ....
you don't know how strong she is until
you put her in hot water.

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Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
Some things are just better rich.

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Don't treat me any differently than
you would the Queen.

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I'm out of estrogen and I
have a gun!

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WARNING: I have an Attitude and
I know how to use it

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Of course I don't look busy ....
I did it right the first time.

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Do not start with me.
You will not win.

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All stressed out and
no one to choke.

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I can be one of those things
that happens to bad people!

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How can I miss you if
you won't go away?

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Don't upset me!
I'm running out of places
to hide the bodies.

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And last but not least:

If you want breakfast in bed,
sleep in the kitchen.

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