Behind every successful woman is Herself

A Woman
is like a tea bag .... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.


Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.


I'm out
of estrogen and I have a gun!

WARNING:
I have an Attitude and I know how to use it

Of course I don't look busy .... I did it right the first
time.

Do not start with me. You will not win.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I can be one of those things that happens
to bad people!

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.


And last but not least:
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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