Irish Medical Dictionary

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Artery ...................... The study of paintings
Bacteria ................... Back door to cafeteria 
Barium ........ What doctors do when patients die
Benign ........... What you be, after you be eight 
Caesarian Section ......... A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan ......................... Searching for Kitty 
Cauterize ............... Made eye contact with her
Colic .................................... A sheep dog 
Coma ............................. A punctuation mark
Dilate ..................................... To live long
Enema ................................... Not a friend
Fester .................. Quicker than someone else 
Fibula ...................................... A small lie
Impotent .................. Distinguished, well known 
Labour Pain ..................... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff ...................... A Doctor's cane 
Morbid ................................. A higher offer
Nitrates .................... Cheaper than day rates 
Node ......................................... I knew it
Outpatient ................ A person who has fainted 
Pelvis ........................... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative ...................... A letter carrier 
Recovery Room ................ Place to do upholstery
Rectum .............................. Nearly killed him 
Secretion ............................. Hiding something
Seizure ................................. Roman emperor
Tablet .................................... A small table
Terminal Illness ......... Getting sick at the airport 
Tumour ............................. One plus one more
Urine ......................... Opposite of you're out 
2x Condoms.................To be sure, to be sure!



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