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In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like
to come
back as a bear. When you're a bear,
you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep
for six months.
I could deal with
that.
Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're
a girl bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and
wake
to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a Mama bear, everyone knows
you
mean business. You swat anyone who bothers
your cubs. If your cubs get out of hand, you
swat them too. I could
deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will
have hairy
legs and excess body fat.
Yup.
Gonna be a bear!
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