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1. Blaming your gas on me... not funny... not
funny at all
!!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A DOG,
YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me
check stuff
out. Exactly whose walk is this
anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on
my nose .... stop it!
5.
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up
when you're not home.
6. The
slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You
fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo, what a
proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7.
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak out
every time we go back!
8. Getting
upset when I sniff the crotches of your
guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.
9.
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
I don't have
to wash all over to be clean
like SOMEONE I know around here.
Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's
boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up
YOUR poop do you ???
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