You want WHAT?!

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So you want a day off.
Let's take a look at what you
are asking for.....
 
  • There are 365 days per year
    available for work.
 
  • There are 52 weeks per year
    in which you already have 2
    days off per week,
    leaving 261 days available for work.
 
  • Since you spend 16 hours each
    day away from work, you have
    used up 170 days, leaving only 91
    days available.
 
  • You spend 30 minutes each day
    on coffee break which counts
    for 23 days each year,
    leaving only 68 days available.
 
  • With a 1 hour lunch each day,
    you used up another 46 days,
    leaving only 22 days available
    for work.
 
  • You normally spend 2 days per
    year on sick leave. This leaves
    you only 20 days per year
    available for work.
 
  • We are off 5 holidays per year,
    so your available working
    time is down to 15 days.
 
  • We generously give 14 days
    vacation per year which leaves
    only 1 day available for work
    and I'll be damned if you are
    going to take that day off!



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