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Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy
human
is using the computer.
Thou shalt not pull the phone
cord out of the back
of the modem.
Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor
as thou are not transparent.
Thou
shalt not walk in on a dinner party and
commence licking thy butt.
Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy
human's face.
Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through
closed
doors.
Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy
human's lap.
Thou shalt not climb on garbage
cans with hinged
lids, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
Thou
shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by
walking on it.
Thou shalt not jump onto a seat just as thy human is
sitting
down.
Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from
which to escape at any opportunity.
Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are
walking too slow.
Thou
shalt not push open the bathroom door when
there are guests in thy house.
Thou shalt remember that thou art a carnivore
and
that houseplants are not meat.
Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.
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