The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point, Contains
no tuna. - - - - So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle is closer. - - -
- There's no dignity In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where. - - - - Seeking solitude I
am locked in the closet. For once I need you. - - - - Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One
star; service: none. - - - - Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow is taken. -
- - - Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest. - - - - The dog wags his
tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message. - - - - My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among
primates. Yet, who leaves for work? - - - - Most problems can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can
be slept through. - - - - My affection is conditional. Don't stand up, It's your lap I love. - - - - Cats
can't steal the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn. - - - - I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two. - - - - So you call this thing Your "cat carrier". I
call These my "blades of death." - - - - Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds I'm convinced:
You're an
idiot.

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