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A blonde walks into a bank in Chicago
and asks for
the loan officer. She says
she's going to Europe on business for
three weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000. The bank
officer says the
bank will need some kind of security
for the loan, so the blonde hands
over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce.
The car is parked on the street in
front of the bank. She has the title
and everything checks out. The bank
agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.
The bank's president
and its officers all enjoy a good laugh
at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls
as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds
to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage
and parks it there.
Three weeks later, the blonde returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which
comes to $18.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business
and this transaction has
worked out very
well, but we are a little puzzled."
"While you were away, we checked you
out and found
that you are a multi-
illionaire. What puzzles us is why you
would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies,
"Where else in
Chicago can I park my car for three
weeks for only $18.41 and expect it
to be there when I return?"
Finally...
a SMART blonde joke!
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